D- day

Yeah...
drum rolls please...
exam is finally over...
hurray....

first and for most,
i wanna drop dead on my bed,
pampered myself with good food,
and hang out with my group of friends..
any brilliant plans guys??

God, i can really have a good rest,
U dont know how stressed am i for the entire exam period
insomnia, moody , lost motivation,sinusitis attact before the last day of exam.
lucky im still able to answer but with panda eyes.

For every paper i sat for, i've been rushing againt time during the 2 hour period.
I hope that my lecturer are able to read my artistic hand writing.
This is i dun dare to predict how my result would be, so it is in the hands of god..i mean my dear beloved lecturer. huahahaha...i cant believe im saying this.

So happy holiday friends.
Enjoy ur 3 months break.

Bitchy mouth encounter

Yea i was back in penang for my cousin's wedding
aside from gathering with relatives
i was verbally insulted..
here's the story.

Before the wedding day,
we gathered at our uncle's place..
as soon as my bitchy mouth aunt saw me
she said im getting fatter and fatter.
wtf..im born with this bone frame
expect me to shrink into a smaller bone frame is it?
im not the great magician David Copperfield okay.

i ignored her and continue chatting with other relatives.
then when bitchy mouth aunt saw a child who is my paternal grandmother sis's daughter's grandchild, which is quite fleshy and chubby for her age.
thus she started the good old grandfather stories,
saying that i look exactly like that when i was young.
shit lar..why her words kept revolving me.
i admit was chubby when i was young, but im not over weight.

I think i was three at that time...chubby but adorable. ^^

The next day, after the tea ceremony.
My paternal cousin uncle told us to interact with the group of cousin that we 1st meet,
cause we dont know when we'll be seeing each other again.
well, to be honest, im not the kind person who like to interact with strangers.
but since everyone of us is connected by blood,
no harm getting to know them.
as normal it was a get to know each other session,
we briefly introduce our name and who's children we are.
now here come that part when that bitchy mouth aunt join in and started to talk crap

cousin1:Civil engineer
cousin2:Dentist
cousin3:Taking masters
cousin4:Programmer

BMA:wah see all of them so clever...she(me) paisey d ..i dont know why u're taking this sorta course, very weird course u know..
me: (looked at her and smile.)
BMA: u're chicken is it? i mean ur zodiac
me: (i stared at at her, chicken normally refer to prostitute) chicken is jack's zodiac and rabbit is my chinese zodiac..
BMA: wah...rabbit very pai si wan..
me:(speechless....)

First impression count,
I really looked like a clown,
putting on a smile for everyone negative words she said
i totally wanna dig a pit and hide in there,
i felt extremely embarrassed.
Not because of the course im persuing
but the way i've being treated by my aunty.
hey, what's wrong with taking chinese studies?
I love my language, stand aside if u cant understand the beauty of the language.

How will my cousin think of me,
maybe they'll think im stupid, immature,
that BM aunt ruin my image with all her negative words.
it was ironic that my own paternal aunt will do so.

Since young she told me im fat,
my hand writing is ugly.
when im grow up she says im obese
and now saying that im a chicken and criticed about the course im taking?
i wonder how many ignorant ppl are out there wondering what im learning in my course.
what do u want from ?
u went too far this time, and im really pissed.

I cant stop swearing in the car
nonsense, why she's so against me?
i never talk back to my eldest,
and now im been treated like a silly donkey.
I cant tolerate no more,
my parents told me i can tell her not to comment about my course when she strikes again.
i sure will. blardy hell...y dont she looked at her own children.

I cried badly through the whole journey back to the hotel,
feeling very ashamed, and depressed,
hey, i work hard to maintain my grades
as far as i know,
only rain drops and rubbish will fall from the sky but not my certs.

Congratulations
now u're the 1st person to enter my hate list.
I hate u from now on till forever, till u're six feet under.
i mean my words.
Dont mess with me again.

P/s:
my dad actually personally told that bitchy mouth fella not to comment about my course after the wedding dinner...
huahaha...i never thought my dad will do so, thanks dad.

maybe next time she'll find other thing to picked on.
wait and see, i'll keep u update.

E& T specialist

Having nasal sinusitis since young
Im very particular in most things
No dusty places, change of weather, ect ect.

I bring my nasal medication whenever i go..
Recently i found out that my medication dont seem to work
cuz im having my sinus attack every 2 days..
blocked nose, teary eyes, building a mountain of wantan
maybe someone might think im a H1N1 carrier..

So i old my parents about my condition..
hopping that i wont be bringing the whole box of tissue paper to the examination hall
Went to Sunway medical Centre to consult a E & T specialist on Saturday
normal procedure , take number, filled in the particular form,waited to be called.
as soon as the Nurse call me Lean Fong
i was kinda irritated..sigh...what wrong with them?
my name is Lea Fong, dun need to add an extra N to my name ok
im sure she's having reading problem
it's isnt that hard to pronounce L-E-A right?

My 1st meeting with that so called specialist was kinda remarkable
the moment i stepped in the clinic
our conversation as below

Doc: How long u been having this problem ?
Me: Since i was 6.
Doc: So better operate, it's just a minor wan,
Me: (..........?????)
Doc: Im very expert at this, i worked at the General hospital for N years, saw lotsa very serious cases and im able to cure them. I can assure u that the percentage of recovery is higher than 80%. * passed an newspaper article to my parents
Me: (stunned..)
Doc: Have you been check with this medical instrument before?
Me: yea..(hey , penang got lotsa good doctors...think im Ah Lean is it ?)
Doc: i think i better arrange u for a CT scan.
Me: (wtf....so canggih need to scan some more)

he told me that i better operate it and cure my sinusitis once and for all
Mah, siao ar..wan me to operate??
if i wanted do so, i already operate it when i was young
after that CT scan thingy
that doc told me that my condition wasnt so bad after all..

phew..that was a total relief..
who jump to conclusion in the 1st place?
scare me to death..
then he some more ask me whether i use my nasal spray the correct way not?
wt??? insert nasal spray to nasal and then spray la..
if not insert it to my anus is it?
siao betul...

kanasai, this so call state of the art nasal spray cost me more than 100 bucks
i wonder how many percent went to his pocket
Bo bian, im having this problem..

This fella's professional etiquette is zero to me
he looks more like a sales man than a specialist
he promotes his skills rather then getting to know about patience's condition.
come on la...that's what u learn during med schl is it?
u'll be more successful in the direct selling line.

anyway it will be my first and last time,
I wont to be going there again.

有口难言

有时真得很烦人，尤其是着考试的期间。
当你在尽力去啃书的时候，突然间被打扰的感觉还真不是味道。
七早八早有人敲门，问我说冰橱里的水果是谁的
家里来来去去都是那几个人，用尾趾想就知道了。

有时就自动自发下收拾下自己的的东西啦 。
人长得那么大，头脑还没有发育完是不是？
以为还在家里， 什么手尾都有妈妈帮忙收拾？
我受不了了。。真的有够Pek Cek。。

屋主在当初租房给我们的时候，
很清楚地告诉我们不要占太多冰橱的空间，小件的东西，像水果、牛奶之类的她还能够接受。
一直以来，我们都和这些家规和睦共处，所以并没有什么大的问题。
那天当她再次提醒我们时，不懂哪一个天才说，要买比较大的水果会比较好吃， 还说冰橱太小。
吃你个死人头啦~~~买个西瓜塞进去算了。
还赖家里人多，冰橱的东西才会那么多。
好心咯，还不是你的东西？
家的冰橱容量小，大家就迁就些啦。
一直推卸责任干嘛？这样让你比较好下台吗？

TMD...本小姐超级不爽~~~~
马的。。我真得很想搬回家住了。

Health Problem

Recently my gastric problem recur
This is im not sure whether it's due to study stress or my daily diet.

Let me show u how high my study stress is,
stuck with assignment and report at the last week of semester
Face final without any tips..
yea..our scope is pretty wide and we're expected to be a examination machine...
can anyone implant all my exam related microchip into my brain?

Normally I have oats and coffee for breakfast,
bread for lunch, milo for tea break, proper food during dinner.
Sometimes supper with my mates.

I dont know where went wrong
one day i puked everything out after dinner...
gosh..

This reminds me of fainting in the toilet during secondary schl..
yea..during my form 5 when i was so stressed up with my studies..
and not long ago i fainting while i was walking across the road..
i was lucky that no cars where passing by the crucial moment...
so and then i was rushed to the emergency ward..
Blood sample, urine sample were taken..
Blood pressure , body temperature were measured

my parents were so worried they even bring my to a heart specialist to make sure that's nothing wrong with my heart..
Im worried..give me some help.
What should i do ?

Sweet treat

Feeling down and Craving for something sweet?
here is a way to sweeten things up..

Im worried sick about my Japanese paper 2mr,
lack of motivation and im too stressed out to concentrate,
hoping to score a better result than previous semester..
but seriously im not a person who can focus 100% on my books..

situation 1

me: mi, everyday study like that very sien lar..
mom: dun study lor..
me: kao lat...

situation 2

me: papa, study till bo mia..what to do huh?
papa: nevermind u study and watch tv at the same time..
me: huahahahaha

this is wat happen when i told my parents that i've lost mood to study,
rather than giving me lotsa stress,
they gave me much freedom and let me study according to my pace.
im freaking lucky.

okok...i got carried away
now i gonna show the simplest way of making ur own HONEY MILK
sounds delightful right?
just a few step

Ingredients: honey and milk

1st, pour some water into a cup,
then add in a table spoon of honey, remember to mix well,
i prefer
and then add in milk.
Done

here you are, your very own honey milk..
the rich and sweet taste will make u forget about the stress..
trust me, it works...

see how happy am i now...weee~~~~